I want all these things ….

Did you see the story in the Metro about the 13 year old who threatened to kill Santa if he didn’t deliver the presents that she wanted? Now I kind of liked the initial thought – “If you don’t … the reindeer gets it….”. It appealed to my dark sense of humour. But, as I read the story, the hair on my neck stood up!

The darling 13 year old was reported as saying to the press:

‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year. I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’

Form an orderly line behind me to tell her!